5 Ways To Make Your Girlfriend Like Star Wars And 1 Way To Make Her Hate It

While most of us are happy to sit back and watch Star Wars, the respective partners aren’t so willing. I know I get asked all the time why I like it so much. My girlfriend doesn’t seem to understand why the Star Wars movies are so good. So I decided to sit down with her and show her why she should love Star Wars as much as I do.

1.Harrison Ford. Most of the girls still think he’s hot. Yeah, sure he’s getting old now, but in the original trilogy he’s still handsome. Also, if you tell her that he takes his shirt off in The Empire Strike Back, she’ll just sit there and wait for him. Now we all know he doesn’t really take his shirt off, he just ripped it a bit, but sometimes he’s allowed to overdo it.

2. Ewoks. Every girl likes cute and cuddly things, and there’s nothing cuter and cuter than an Ewok. I know you may not like half Wookiee wannabes, but remember this is not about you. Tell the love of your life that if they like them, you will give them an Ewok doll. I don’t know if you can, but you can tell him you’ll try.

3. C3PO. Girls like gay guys. They see them as a male friend with female advice, and who fits that role better than C3PO. Once they find out he’s gay, they’ll watch the whole movie laughing at his antics and hoping he finds another gay robot so they can live happily ever after.

4. Princess Leia. Girls love a big, tough, strong female lead. They also love a soft, feminine character that they can relate to. Leia Organa has it all. She is tough but soft, brave but scared. Tell your partner that they are a role model and someone you respect. That will earn you brownie points every time. She shows an intellectual side. Hey, lie if you have to, but remember we were trying to sit down and watch our favorite movie here.

5. Cry when Darth Vader dies. When Luke Skywalker removes his helmet, he sheds a tear. Show your girlfriend that you have a soft side. Girls like that. They may not feel the same way, but if she excites you, you will be able to see her more often.

Now that you’ve won her over to liking Star Wars, you don’t want to complicate everything by doing something stupid. Unfortunately, as men, we’re almost pre-programmed to do stupid things, and what’s the biggest mistake we can make when watching Star Wars?

“Wow, Leia looks hot in that slave outfit!”

And in an instant you have blown it up.

Mind you, saying all this, I’ve tried everything and still haven’t been successful in winning her over. Of course, it is better to try than to fail completely.

terry shadwell

PS I know where you can get a Princess Leia slave outfit!

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